Short story:Kubatwa kwandakaitwa ndiri pamsoro pemukadzi wemunhu!

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Ko ndakanga ndatogarikakaka ndaakutonwa tea nebeche ndichikanganwa kuti ndirikumhanya nemukadzi wemunhu
It all began one day ndaenda kunoseenzera out negraft,ndakatorohwa zvangu ne ken’az(zhara) ndikati ku boys ngativhaye ku ma shops tinotsvaga feed.

takasvika pakamusika ndokuona tumachiken twaiita 20 rand each,ndakasvika ndikatenga zvedzungu asi manje pandakazonatsotarisa munhu akanditengesera ndakabva ndanatsoona kuti aiwaka ko zvaakasikwa mukadzi uyu.mupfupi mutsuku uye ndaanake kumeso kunge n’ombe njeni.apa skin yake velvet yaani iyoyo?
Ndakanyara zvese nekutya kusasa naye ndobva ndadzokera kuvhuzh(mota) yataiva nayo ndikabva ndatuma umwe mugen’a wandaiva naye ndikati enda unoti hanzi nemface abva kutenga ngeke(chiken) pano ndokumbirawo number dzenyu ivo ndokuti Havana phone, hee chan chan!! inini ok siyana navo.

I went back the following day manje ndaaneka confidence ndokuti ko nhai imi nezuro ndakakumbira number mukanyima mumnhu wandakatuma sei?, ivo ndokuti mayaz handitorina pfone asi kana imi muchilavha giri number dzenyu dzephone.ini ndigaye kuti ndikavapa number pamwe zvinozonetsa then ndakabva ndati handidzizive nemusoro zvikanzi maakujuta coz number dzenyu hamudzikete sei,apa ndaisasa rhiaz(chokwadi) nekuti number dzandaida kuvagira ndedze MTN coz dzinobata kwandainge ndiri.Anyway ndakazodzinyora pasi ndikavapa.

When I saw her for the next time she said ko imi indaa kundipa number dze pole remagetsi coz I have been trying the number but it is not reachable always ndikangoti maybe inetwork yakadhakwa.
I asked around kuvamweo vanhu vanomuketa mukadzi wacho and all pipo said kuti aigara ega and akasiyana nemface.this gave me ample power and encouragement to tell her how I felt over her.

One day after she called me and got through,she said I just wanted to say hi since you thought I was not making an effort of calling and I said thanx I will come see you after work then I accompany you to your place.
That very same day was the day we had our Chrismas party yekugraft so eish beer meet everything we were having. after this I asked one of my partner in crime to accompany me to see the lady, and she told me to wait for her until she closes her vegetable market. so my friend and I took some beers again whilst waiting for the lady to pack up and we go

Hapana nguva isingasvike ladies and gentlemen ndakabva ndapinzirwa ka missed call kekureva kuti ndapedza chiuya undiperekedze.ndakavhaya nemface wangu tikatakurawo one or two things to help the lady.I will call her mai D for anonymity’s sake.takasvika pa dhen ndikati kumface wangu ndimirire two minuets ndingosvitsa mai D muzhan’a mavo ndichibva ndanatsoziya muroom mavaigara since vailodger.

Pa dhen pacho paiva nezimukoto before wapinda muroom,takasvika vakabva vakiinura havo tikapinda mukati haa makanga maka shongedzewawo hamo ,double bad,ka dvd,ka 14 inch kala tv netumwewo tunokwana mu one room.
Semunhu akanga ambonwa bhijana nyadzi dzanga dzaa dhen’ pasisina then I said to her shamwari tell me something,I hear kuti you stay alone and you gat a kid so tell me kuti murume wako arikupi,she said the husband akamitisa a twelve year old akanga achiri kugwazh then they had a big fight and they ended up saying havachadanana then the guy went to SA to run away from police since aitya kuti aizoita kunge akabata mwana wevanhu muriwo(rape)

So I said ko kana akadzoka say auya ruight now and he finds me here what will you tell him and don’t you think it will be a disaster she just said no I will tell him that you are my new boyfriend and moreover takarambana saka hapana dhiri then she said iwe why are you even asking me this iwe usina kundiudza your main reason yekuva pano then I told her kuti I just loved her from the first day I saw her and that was the reason why I was eating chicken “from her market “everyday and all the other guys never complained kuti ndaakuvadyisa chicken everyday nekuti vaitodawo kuona mai D on a daily bases.

Anyway I didn’t want to west no more time so I just took her face and tried to kiss her but then she resisted a bit and I didn’t rush things it was not rush hour three or four!!!.
Apa ndakambodhibaka kuti mface wangu ndanga ndamuti andimirire awez(panze).saka pandakazvigaya ndakabva ndati kuchimoko ndaakuvhaya saka ndouya riini kuzobleya kuno zvikanzi unouya anyday asi not after 2200hrs.

Saka chakabva chandiperekedza ndokuchigira 20 rand ndikati utengere mudhon ma chips.
Ndakazosara ndobuda hangu asi mugen’a wangu anga atovhaya kudhara saka ndakazomuteera hangu coz I new were to find him
Ndakazomuona then we started drinking hedu till kuma 2am tikazokwira tax kuenda kunobhleya
The following day ndakanoona chimoko ndikachiudza kuti ndaizonorara kudhen kwacho chikati it was ok saka ndakabva ndanatsofanochigadzirira size .

Message kuvarume.!!pane mushonga unozni Congo dust.uyu mushonga unobva ku DRC wekumisa blambi vakuru chaivo.what you do is unouzora pamusoro peshondo then wousiya wakadaro for an hour or two then wozougeza from the dick head when ready to fuk,I wont tell you much about the mushonga you will tell me one day kana masangana nawo.
Anyway ndakaita the procedure dzese dze Congo dust to prepare for my first day.apa ndakamirira time dzekuvhara kwe market ndaitonwa hangu beer nemaface.

Ka missed call kaya kakabva kapinda ndobva ndaenda hangu kunotora munhu takananga kudhen kwake.
Tasvika akabva anditi saramuno ndoda kumbonotora mwana asi kahana kakada kumborova kuti ndaakunoigirwa matsotsi but ndakabva ndakaudza kuti kadzikame kahana ikakao kaida kunditadzisa kulukusa munhu wandanga ndanatsogadzirira size yemboro.
Pasina kanguva ndakaona adzoka akabereka kamwana kanga kakatorara zvako saka akabva akawaridzira pa dhaza kuti kanatsobleya kasazotikanganisa kana tatanga kupatsamura maputi edu zvedu.
Pese apa ini ndainge ndatototesa kare hangu ndaakutotadza kunatsogara mboro yakamira kunge yebenzi zvaro radya mugondorosi warakatora ku legosi kwakarehwa naKing Shaddy.

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Apedza kuwaridzira mwana akati sorry sha just two minutes ndoda kumbonogeza koz I tell you the place yacho inopisa saka chokwadi vakadzi I mean even everyone anofanigwa kutogeza frequently otherwise mapeche nemboro zvingato shisha kunge mashakada akazhagadzigwa pamoto usiku hwese akavata akavhagwa akafuma akashova(kana usiri muvhitori apa shona yacho inogona kukuvhara mbijana)

Anyway pasina chinguvana mai D vakadzoka vakamonerera Zambia zviya zvekuti rinenge raka tangira pa mirikezh(pama zamu) richidzika rakadaro
Akazora mafuta apedza ndokukwidza ka volume ke dvd player do you know why???yes you guessed right.
Riigghhhht!!!apa achidaro ini ndanga ndatoo musvo zvangu hembe dzese ndabvisa kare apa shondo yakatarisa mudenga zvayo ichitodonha tumasiriri.

Akabva asunungura ka Zambia kaye manje ndobva akasiya kachidonhera pasi kega.light ranga risati radzimwa apa mukati mese manga musina kupfekwa kana chimwe chinhu ,mai D mukadzi mupfupi akasimba kwete maningi asi kuti akagwinya so to speak like I said earlier on mutsvuku plus akanaka
Ane boby iri well shaped zvekuti vanoziva nezvemabody echikadzi vaya maFBI ma “Female Body Inspectors” vanoziya zvandiri kutaura.

Chinhu chaanacho hake mai D chaakatakura vanhuwee ibeche!!eishh rakafutirira kunge rakatozvimba kana wakaritarisa ne angle yekumberi,kozoti zviboda zvake ko matako ake ndo etype yangu chaiwo aya ari rigid kwete anotamba tamba aiwa ha ndinga swerera kutaura nezvazvo apa choya chakagerwa kare madhongi asati aanenyanga, ndanga ndakutonyara nekuti changu choya handigeri apa chinenge ndebvu dza Rick Rose.
Handina kukwanisa kuramba ndichimueva semunhu ainyara uye anotonyara nanhasi

Akauya ndobva arara paside neni handina kutaura zvakwanda ndakabva ndangotsinzinya ndokutanga kumubata ndichimupuruzira muviri wese iye ndokuvhara kumeso nemaoko ese.ndakatanga kumubata manje ndobva ndasvika pamazamu,hongu akambonwiwa zvawo asi achiri akabatana haasati arembera kunge masiripasi kwete.she started to respond coz ndanga zvino ndaa kubata tumatits apa twamira kunge mboro yangu zvayatoita so…!ndakabva ndaenda pamusoro pake ndakamutanyanga ndokugumisa shondo yangu mamusoro soro peka klit kake ndokutanga kumuyamwa tumatits…vamwe vanoti ndezvashe asi ini ndoti ndezvevarume izvi..mai D vanga vaa ne six months no kubatwa kana kuitwa sei so she told me.she said ruoko rwaivabata nderwemunhu aivamhoresa zvogumira ipapo.ichokwadi ndakazviona coz aibvunda bvunda muviri wese pese pandaimuita zvese izvi.mai D akange anezemo kwete diki asi raitotyisa apa tanga atsangana hedu. ndakamuyamwa tumatits ndobva ipapo ndokumunanzva nanzva ndombotora zamu rese ndoriisa mumukanwa ndotamba netumatits apa mboro ndirikuizorazora kunge mafuta pamusoro pekaklit kake wanei ofemereka achikwidza chiuno kuti ndiise asi ndaisada kumumhanyirira,ndakatanga kumunanzva huro apa ndichimbomuruma kwete kukisa asi kuruma tsinga yemuhuro yakakora yacho iyoyo, vakamboiswa malove bites knows what I am talking about.ndaimbopota ndichimuisa rurimi munzeve ndichimbomufemera munzeve wanikwe ogwinha hake ..nhaiwe kani ahhh,ko urikundiita Seiko, ahhhhhh isa kani veduwee chingoisa mukati,ndikati nechemumoyo mira wakadaro..ndakamukisa ndobva ndaiti zvinyoronyoro zeeeete mukati mebeche..maiwee,makumbo akabva anzi mudenga apa anga atooo ne tight puss zvake nekugarisa asingasvirwe

Ndakabva ndati regai ndichinatsosvira mai ava apa mboro yangu yanga yamira zvekuti hakuna word mudictionary rinokwanisa kutsanangura mamiriro acho.ndakumukoira apa iye akangooma hake nezemo.beche rake rakanatsobata mboro kana kuti mboro yakanatsobatwa nebeche hameno any which way you wan to call it asi hazvichinje chinhu nekuti guys kune mapeche anonaka, zvenyu zvekuti hee mapeche akafanana he zingizi goneyera pamwe maruva enyika hahapere…..Get away mhani netsumo dzenyu,ndati mapeche anosiyana ramai D nyangwe ndakammbosvira hangu veduwe beche rakandinakira iroro.ndakatanga ne the first position to be practiced on earth, the missionary position ndikadhonza ndakadaro apa Congo dust ichiita basa rayo.hanzi hee Viagra hee mushonga wemusana mumazondo,,tsavaga Congo dust ugonzondiudza. ndakamukwesha hameno kuti akatunda kangani mai D, ini ndichiuya.ndakachinja ndokumuuisa pamusoro akanditanyanga ndokubva ndaipfekera ndokumululutsa ndiri pasi.hama dzanguka yahh beche rondinakira hangu let me confess, ndorida hangu lets hope harindiuraisi.

Makongo, matinji zvanga zvohikwa kupisa apa mai D vanochemerera ivavo,dai pasina kuti vanga vagara vakwidza volume paya ii munhu wese aizvitundira kana kuti vanhu munext door vaitotanga kusvirana ipapo even dai vainge vati havasvirane musi uyu or maybe umwe aitosvirwa chete arikumwedzi ikoko coz machemerero acho anoitisa zemo
Ndakmubvisa pamusoro ndobva ndamuti arare nemusana ndokuisa makumbo ake pamafudze angu ndakamulukwevha ndikamuvhekuza nayo ndakadaro apa ndichinanzva matits apa irimo. ndakamukwesha iye chake kwaingova kutunda agotunda atundazve.ndakazomurarisa nedumbu obva asimudzira chiuno bhichana ndokipfekera akadaro,ndakamurakasha apa ndainge ndonzwa kuti ndaakuda kufashuta manje hwanga hwaa padhuze ndakaramba ndakadaro, ndikanzwa mboro yowedzera kuzvimba.ndakawedzera speed yegoi koi iye ndakamunzwa ochemerera zvakare inindokutsatsamidza mukati kati imomo iye achitundawo achiwisira dumbu pasi ini pamusoro ndokubva ndakobatwa nehope ndiripo

Ndakapepuswa nenock pa door ndobva ndamumutsa apa ndiri musvo ndokubva ndamuka apa munhu akanoka akabva pa door ndokuuya kuwindow ini ndikati shhhhh babe usadaira koz ukangovhura chete ndafira pano .ziana rotouya haro kuzonyora nyaya. iye nekuda kuzvichenesa ndokuti ndiani zvikanzi vhura ndibaba D.

Sorry henyu vadiwa vaverengi iyi nyaya handiipedzese mungazoti ndinonyeba it was pas 1 am I still remember pavakauya baba D vachibva ku SA apa vanga vane four other guys dzakanga dzavaperekedza.

Please don’t try to wait for the other part of this story coz haisi kuuya.

Lesson :Yes mukadzi wemunhu anonaka asi haabatwi boys dzangu.kana wafunga kumubata make sure kuti iwe haubatwi.

Ndini wenyu

Dhazbhom

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